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Posted by u/flyest_nihilist1 - 3 votes and 5 commentsMar 9, 2021 · 1,042. Nov 14, 2022. #1. I just thought that, some people may not have seen this before, and thought that everyone should be able to easily find it here on the forums. Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. [Copypasta] Just as the founding fathers intended. 188. I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot.“Tally ho’ lads!” grapeshot shreds two men in the blast. The sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fixed bayonets and charge the last terrified rapscallion; bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive because triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stich up. Ah, just as the founding fathers intended.

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Dec 18, 2020 · Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended. gotta have the powdered wig, essential. Originally posted by Cipherpasta: gotta have the powdered wig, essential. ChatGPT Copypasta. Pray do allow me to introduce myself, for I am a gentleman of the highest regard. One who takes great pride in the traditions and customs of our esteemed nation. And as such, I believe it is my duty to own a musket for the defense of my home, for that is what our esteemed founding fathers intended.*Dogmeat has died.*Inspired by Gearhead's "Just as the Founding Fathers Intended"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqBw3H_Ik3sMusic:Yankee Doodle Dandy - Encla...Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, Just as the founding fathers intended. shit fuck nut semen shit lube. Own a musket fow home defense, since that's what the founding fathews intended. Fouw wuffians bweak into my house.I own a sidewinder for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four balloons break into my airspace. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and aim-9x. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first one, he's dead on the spot. Draw my autocannon on the second man, miss him entirely because it's shit and nails the ...

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Owning a Musket for Home Defense, additionally referred to simply as Since That’s What the Founding Fathers Intended, is a copypasta describing a man protecting his home from four burglars with an old-fashioned cannon and other weapons. Just as the founding fathers’ intended text meme, which originated from a 2014 4chan conversation about ...The Founding Father was a prolific writer during his day. He wrote so much, in fact, he required a steady supply of quills. Advertisement Most people living in the 21st century har...CummyBot2000. •. Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot.Go to copypasta r/copypasta ... Just as the founding fathers intended. comments sorted by Best Top New Controversial Q&A Add a Comment CummyBot2000 Reposts pasta for mobile users • Additional comment actions. Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. ...Own a Musket for Home Defense. - Just As The Founding Fathers Intended. Like us on Facebook! Like 1.8M.

Just as the Founding Fathers Intended is a YouTube video on the "I Own a Musket for Home Defense" copypasta. It was made and uploaded by Gearhead on November 5th, 2020. Unnamed Male Ruffian - Shot by an unknown home defender with a Kentucky rifle. Dog - Accidently shot by an unknown home defender with a pistol. Two Unnamed Male …Just as the Founding Fathers Intended is a YouTube video on the "I Own a Musket for Home Defense" copypasta. It was made and uploaded by Gearhead on November 5th, 2020. Unnamed Male Ruffian - Shot by an unknown home defender with a Kentucky rifle. Dog - Accidently shot by an unknown home defender with a pistol. Two Unnamed Male …Own a Musket for Home Defense - Just as the Founding Fathers Intended. Own a Musket for Home Defense. - Just as the Founding Fathers Intended. Like us on Facebook! Like 1.8M. PROTIP: Press the ← and → keys to navigate the gallery , 'g' to view the gallery, or 'r' to view a random video.The boiling oil completely drenches two men and cause them to scream in agony and writhe on the ground. The screams of pain frightens horses in nearby stables. Draw sword and charge the last terrified infidel. He bleeds out with no one to assist him since this is Feudal Europe and nobody gives a shit. Just as the Magna Carta intended.Papa John’s Pizza is one of the most recognizable pizza chains in the world, known for its fresh ingredients and high-quality pizzas. The company was founded in 1984 by John Schnat...

1,042. Nov 14, 2022. #1. I just thought that, some people may not have seen this before, and thought that everyone should be able to easily find it here on the forums. Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky …

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